niallnlouis: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick you are the future
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...– (via compulsives)
kushdrinker: i need to do a sex
sexxxisbeautiful: buttonbuttpants: dont shame somebody for their kinks or sexual attractions or i will break into your house and stick all of your silverware in your garbage disposal indeed!
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
dampsandwich: what the hell is a clitoris? is that some type of rock? It’s funny because there are people who don’t know this…which makes it sad…
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
no-hetero: drunkdate: im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die doesn’t matter, had sex